i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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