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he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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