How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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