Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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