He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
God, I missed his penis.
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