I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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