It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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