he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
well you can't waste a boner
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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