She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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