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Im on beer infinity
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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