I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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