brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm always down for nudity.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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