My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i think i just lost a toe
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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