That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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