I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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