I never want to see another naked old woman again.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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