But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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