even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I have fence marks all over my body
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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