you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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