I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I still have a little drunk in my system
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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