I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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