I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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