I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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