didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
people are starting to question the shark bite story
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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