check it out our google latitudes are spooning
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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