theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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