I just cut my nipple shaving
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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