"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I would fuck him just for his dog
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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