i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??