Your tits are I can't wait for
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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