Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This baby is an asshole
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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