we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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