In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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