Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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