Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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