About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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