how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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