Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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