New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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