I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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