dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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