I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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