So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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