It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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