this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself