lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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