I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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