how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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