Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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