I seem to have left my pride at pride
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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